WHY I ROCK: 
I Albert George Schatz have come the conclusion that I in fact rock. After careful analysis of my life and people around I have arrived at such a deduction. I rock for so many reasons that it would take a book to explain them all (I’ve already got a title "Albert Schatz hero to youth, and the fact that he fuckin rocks"). Scientists in Germany have made me aware of the fact that my ego is exactly equal the this equation: You first take the area of the state of Texas and the Population of the state of Texas, square both of those numbers then multiply them together, then take that number cube it, times infinity. If you work out this equation you will find the exact size of my ego. The Scientists in Germany were forced to invent a unit to measure an ego’s size because of me, and so the Albertimeter is born. Back to me Rocking, I do. In fact im not typing with my hands right now I am using my own feeling of Self worth to press the keys. The fact is people like me, A lot, and they will continue to because I am such a nice person. Admit it you like me already don’t you, its true.

WAlbert George SchatzW

Albert’s ego equals: (Ta(Ta) x Tc(Tc))x(Ta(Ta) x Tc(Tc))x (Inf.)=ego

fan mail: a_schatz@yahoo.com