bad habits --
sittin on the grass, my girlfriend ate too fast
shes fartin and smells like crap, what the hell is that
how come girls never quit their bad habits
they say that they will but they never do
gunna have to leave her ass sittin on the grass 
dont need no girl who smells like ass
  left her yesterday found a new girl this afternoon
she doesnt like to shower and im to cheap to buy perfume


Maribel --
she looks like an angel on a x-mas tree
  i stare into the air and thin of maribel
i love maribel
life will always be boring and unhappy
  until i see and smell my blessid maribel

im sorry--
the nite is young the day wont come for about 5 hours
go drive around see nuthin cool
and i see you dont see the red lite im runnin thru
so i hit yur dad with my car
sorry I hot yur dad
didnt mean to do it its not my fault
  the wind was blowin yur skirt was up
didnt pay attention to the road you had a black thong on

pepper jack --
i need a girl that i can call me own
  a girl to maybe call my phone
a girl to maybe change my luck
a girl that i can
you keep fuckin with my mind take away all my good times
  never had a chance to live, guess ill never have my chance

chalupashlager --
i was playing quarters at robs house
when scott came in with a chalupa in his mouth
  he ofered me one ya know i took it
and washed it down with a shot of goldshlager
chalupas and goldshlager dont mix

nice guys--
i can see it in your eyes
  u dont want me and i cant understand why
  i buy flowers dinner for two
still you tell me im too good for you
  sometimes girls dont like the nice guys
they just polay with us and tell lies
wish i could be an asshole sometimes
but most girls dont like the nice guys
you keep playing games with me
i dont why i listen to you
maybe its cuz u are so beautiful
and u make me laugh too

3 star --
just becuz im not erect, doens t mean we cant have sex
  everytime i look at u, my balls turn blue
oh man my balls arent blue anymore
now i think about this guy and realzie that hes not too fly
  i wish i would of beat the hell out of him

gone diggin --
i know that u arent lookin to see me anymore
and i know that yur life is such a bore
i wish that i could have another chance
dont know how i let u slip away
just when i thought i had u caught for life
u left me here to die alone
in self destruction mode i thought u were the one
i thought we were havin fun
i thought our hearts were mended together
  but i guess their not

find you --
taste you everynite like huney
i want u back before it kills me
i wish i had yur love and all yur sympathy
  yur all i wanna see
im content wont u be
im spinnin round on my knees
until i find you
lonely nites alone i cry
lonely nites alone my life is passing by
i wish that i could share
with you my loneliness blonde hair in ponytails
i wish that i could just run away
but im far too gone in your trap
its not all my fault i painted the lines out in chalk
i tried everyday to find you in my own way
but i wont find you

saturday nite --
saturday nite no school tommorow
  saturday nite my friends are right here by my side
  tonite its right its saturday nite
tap the keg turn on the radio ive never heard that song before
whos it by oh they have a new album out i didnt know well
  when can we watch the game im already half drunk
and girlfriends outside waitin for me
9 o clock the game is over and the keg is already empty
oh shit i gotta get to my girlfriends house
she aint there where the hell could she be asked her
mom shes at my house waitin  for me im in trouble

13 inch cut --
im a headbanger in the nite time
i like to look pretty with my designer clothes on
i dont know how far i will have to go before i put on my polo
  13 inch cut
i play football for the highschool
i got my kalvin lein desgner underwear and
i drink old style almost everyday i mean everyday